Today, I drove to Menards, my most favored home improvement store, to get some stuff for the house.

I bought a load of baseboards for my kitchen. I had to rip up the old baseboards in the kitchen on account of the new floor (pics of the new floor will be posted soon).

I got something close to 30 boards and roll them out to my 2-door Pontiac Grand Am, only to realize that I'm a jackass for thinking I could transport all of this wood in my car.

Nevertheless, with a little pluck, moxy, and grit, I managed to fit it all in.



Anyway, I had 2 pieces that didn't actually fit into the car, so I had to hang them out of the driver's side window at an angle while holding onto them so the wind didn't blow them around. It was pretty awesome because I looked like I was jousting.




It's a good thing, too--I had a posse of motorcycle thugs come at me. I think they wanted the Garter hanging from my rearview mirror.



Naturally, I put them all down with the joust.