For those of you who didn't have the opportunity to listen to me bitch about how terrible I was feeling over the past 2-3 weeks, now's your chance. I came down with a flu/cold thing a few weeks ago, which progressed into a pretty bad case of tonsillitis. It was painful and awful made me not want to be alive, but after many Nyquil-induced sleeping nights, I got better.

Anyway, I've been healthy for a few days, and now everyone around me is getting flu/cold like symptoms. I'll admit, this is probably my fault – everyone becoming ill and what-not. My bad, people – I feel bad about that... really I do. But you know why this is awesome for me? I'll tell you why: amongst you invalids, I'm a titan; a titan with an epic amount of cold and flu immunity.

Actually, you all should be thanking me. Once you all are done suffering, you can hop onto your blog, Myspace, messageboard,  or whatever it is you have and proclaim your status as an immunity titan, too.