My Archnemesis Juanler seems to have taken a liking to me as of late. He recently posted a very truthful and honest poem on my MySpace page. I don't want to lose this precious gem, so I'm going to post it here, too:

Juan posted on Nov 12 12:01 PM:

A poem for you.

He has toothpick legs forged of mighty steel.
Enjoys a good cold beer at every meal.
He has graceful dance moves that will make you blink.
For this is the man known as Kevin Zink.

He has pube like hair on top of his head.
And many a fine lady can be found in his bed.
He exudes a most powerful manly stink.
For this is the man known as Kevin Zink.

His home is full of style and class.
Say otherwise and he'll kick your ass.
From his mouth comes philosophy that will make you think.
For this is the man known as Kevin Zink.

Future scholars will study his many feats.
Marching bands will play for him down our city streets.
Great stories will be written of him in pen and ink.
For this is the man known as Kevin Zink.

For this is the man known as Kevin Zink.

Thanks, Juan; it means a lot to me.