From the latest in modern eyewear technologies, I present to you a prototype of the modern office worker's glasses.

This pair has been specially handcrafted, by yours truly. It features an elegant solid plastic frame with printouts of some dude's eyeballs taped to the inside of the lens holders.


Now, for a demonstration. Check out these bad boys in action.....

Here, our subject appears to be gazing at the ceiling with the utmost attention, but secretly, he's sleeping soundly.


This prototype pair of glasses has its share of faults, however. There have been complaints that they don't look quite "natural." Future models will hopefully alleviate this problem.

Direct eyecontact with the wearer will give the onlooker a "creepy" or "uncomfortable" feeling.
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