There's really no other way to say it: Dane Cook is a hilarious man. I just saw his latest routine is on HBO - a special called "Vicious Circle," and it's damned funny. I highly recommend you attain it - either by legal or illegal means. Another one of his albums that came out last year that's really good is "Retaliation."

One of my favorite little rifts Dane has that comes to mind is about when people pull into your driveway just to turn around.  I can really relate to this occurrence because it happens to me every other day. Some random stranger pulls into my driveway, beams their blinding headlights into my windows, and then promptly backs out and drives off.

The interaction totally sucks because there is no closure. I just end up feeling entirely used.

I had an angry, mean 60-year-old neighbor back when I was young who would stand by his front window all day. When someone pulled into his driveway to do a turnaround, he'd write their license plate number down and call the police. You have to respect that amount of dedication. I'm not quite to that point.... not yet anyway.