Got a new painting up finally.

What do you guys think? I like it; it's like abstract and boxy or something.



I've been told before that I'm good at art and that I'm very talented with my hands. I like to think this painting validates those claims.

I mean.... I clicked like 5 times on ebay to get this shipped to my front door!

Today, I drove to Menards, my most favored home improvement store, to get some stuff for the house.

I bought a load of baseboards for my kitchen. I had to rip up the old baseboards in the kitchen on account of the new floor (pics of the new floor will be posted soon).

I got something close to 30 boards and roll them out to my 2-door Pontiac Grand Am, only to realize that I'm a jackass for thinking I could transport all of this wood in my car.

Nevertheless, with a little pluck, moxy, and grit, I managed to fit it all in.



Anyway, I had 2 pieces that didn't actually fit into the car, so I had to hang them out of the driver's side window at an angle while holding onto them so the wind didn't blow them around. It was pretty awesome because I looked like I was jousting.




It's a good thing, too--I had a posse of motorcycle thugs come at me. I think they wanted the Garter hanging from my rearview mirror.



Naturally, I put them all down with the joust.

From the latest in modern eyewear technologies, I present to you a prototype of the modern office worker's glasses.

So I got pissed today after a long day of work at the ol' office. I needed to vent out my anger on something. I grabbed a hammer and a crowbar on my way into the house... The first thing I spot is my kitchen floor, which I hate with a passion.